Channel your inner 90’s rebel with the Straight Outta Patience boxy tee — the shirt that says “I survived dial-up internet and I’m still waiting for the Wi-Fi to load.” Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, it’s softer than your old Beanie Baby collection and tougher than the Tamagotchi you forgot to feed.

The boxy, slightly cropped fit gives that perfectly relaxed, “stole this from my older sibling in ‘98” vibe. Each pigment-dyed color comes with its own vintage twist, like a mixtape no two tees are exactly alike.

Dress it up with mom jeans and chunky sneakers, or keep it low-key with bike shorts and your favorite iced latte. Whether you’re out living your Friends-sitcom life or just lounging while rewatching Fresh Prince reruns, this tee brings that effortless 90’s energy into 2025.

Product Highlights:

• 100% ring-spun cotton, soft yet durable (like your AIM away messages)

• Shoulder-to-shoulder tape so it keeps its shape, even if you don’t

• Boxy, cropped fit that screams vintage cool

• Pigment dye for that one-of-a-kind thrifted look

• Heavyweight fabric that holds up better than your old Blockbuster card

Care Instructions:

• Wash cold (because hot water = shrinkage, and we’ve all suffered enough)

• Non-chlorine bleach only — save the drama for your MTV reality shows

• Tumble dry low

• Iron low if you’re into that kind of responsibility

• Do not dry clean (this shirt is too street for that)